July 28, 2008...6:20 pm

It’s a TARP!

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According to Gallery news, Andrew Mackinley has called for Harriet Harman to be given authority to fire nuclear weapons if the PM is incapacitated.

Sometimes, amongst all the gloom something sends you over the edge completely. I sat at my computer giggling at this for a full minute, not because it’s inconceivable that Harriet should have such authority, but because it’s the perfect metaphor for the party at the moment – arguing over aspects of leadership while the country looks on in disbelief. 

For the “Blairites”, “right”, or whatever you wish to dub those in the Labour party who call themselves New Labour with something approaching pride, to destabilise Gordon Brown is utter idiocy,  because it would mean walking straight into the biggest TARP since Admiral Ackbar swivelled in his hoverchair and googled his squiddy eyes at the Death Star.

Yes, in case you don’t get it, what I’m saying is that IT’S A TARP!!!!

Admiral Ackbar warns the Labour party about camping and leadership briefing

Admiral Ackbar warns the Labour party about camping and leadership briefing

Why have I reached this conclusion?

Let’s not beat around the bush.  Things are pretty damn dire. We’re twenty points behind in the polls, getting beaten from London to Glasgow and generally not winning the Mr Popular popularity championship of popularity.

(Incidentally, can we now put to bed the idea that Crewe was a bad by-election campaign? The swing in Crewe was less than that in Glasgow east, in a far tougher seat. I hope those who briefed against the Crewe campaign from London remember that)

So it’s not surprising that certain people who have never much liked Gordon Brown are, well, pointing this out, and journalists are noticing them pointing it out.

Yet by doing so, they risk destroying the biggest chance of keeping the Labour party in the centre ground where it has a chance of winning the next election. They forget that the crucial link that has maintained New Labour in power for a decade has been that in the end Gordon Brown and Tony Blair’s shared political analysis over-rode everything all else. Opposing Gordon Brown now risks swapping that crucial policy unity for a mess of pottage.

Ask yourself this. If the right of the Labour party brief, destabilise and undermine Gordon Brown, will that win fresh support for New Labour ideas? Not a bit of it.  rather the reverse.

Will it make New Labour figures more popular inside the Labour party, therefore helping them win suppot for New Labour candidates in any future election? Err, no. it won’t.

Instead it will tear apart the internal New Labour coalition, make those who do the briefing seem petty and underhand and hand power and influence not to the next generation of modernisers, but to the loyalist left of the party, who are already professing themselves disgusted by disloyalty from the right, while all the time standing ready to profit from it by ensuring that for the first time in two decades the Leader of the Labour party holds their office due to their support.

For the effect of briefing, you’d be surprised how many party members who were no great fans of Tony Blair were outraged that MPs should try and depose him in 2006. those same people would be equally outraged by Blairites undermining Gordon Brown. So if an election took place, it would be “moderate” candidate who would bear the brunt of the charge of disloyalty.

IMO, This is why Tony Woodley and Paul Kenny respectively called on the Labour leadership to “bury Blairism” and on MPs to make up their mind to support Gordon or not. Effectively, it’s a dare to the Blairites to try and storm the castle, thus exposing themselves to counter-attack.

Look at this way. Have New Labour types fared particularly well in Labour party elections recently? Ask Hazel Blears about that.  So why would you want to ensure one happened on even less favourable terms?  Are New labour ministers generally popular acrtoss the party at the moment? Not exactly, if labourhome is any guide.

Do people seriously believe that the result of Gordon Brown being removed would be that someone could just slide into the Labour leadership unopposed in order to implement broadly the same policies- and that this would somehow turn things around?

Sure it’s possible to appoint a “caretaker” if they immediately called a snap general election, but well, that doesn’t sound like a fun option. Err, guys, suggesting MPs should vote for calling a election now in order to lose it “less badly” than in a couple of years time is the dumberererererest. idea. ever.

If people are thinking about changing leadership then they need think through what the justifications really are to replace Gordon Brown.

There are three valid reasons to get rid of a Labour leader. The first is that there is an alternative candidate that would be much more popular and might win an election the current leader can’t.  Can anyone point to such a candidate?

The second is because of some fundamental policy split. I’ve not heard that case articulated at all, and all the evidence is that from Schools to Welfare the progressive agenda is strongly represented in the Brown government.

The final reason is that they might believe that something might turn up under a different leader. Well maybe. Leaders get lucky, with the way they’re covered, with the image they get, but my belief is that the process of removing one New Labour Prime Minister with another New Labour Prime Minister on the basis that the new one is shinier would end up being very messy indeed.

Not only that, but they’d be forced to make the ludicrous decsion of calling a snap election while the party was in chaos, or of waiting a few months, bywhich time, they’d be the unpopular incumbent, wrestling with seeming intractable economic policy issues.

So those who seek to undermine Gordon Brown from the right are doing their cause a disservice.

First, doing so makes them look bad. The coup attempt nearly breought down Gordon Brown too, remember. Already Jack Straw is weakened figure – and only because he’s had to deny supporting efforts to undermine Gordon.  What good does that do?

Second, by appearing disloyal and underhand, potential leaders take the focus away from policy and achievement and put it onto their own personal agendas and ambitions, which always casts an unflattering light. remember Micheal Portillo and his phone lines. 

Third, attacking the leader makes the centre ground seem less attractive politically for the party leadership. It forces them to secure their left flank against the assault from the right. That’s bad internal politics, and a long term policy disaster. Thanks to the sterling efforts of Pat McFadden, Tom Watson and many others, we came out of Warwick without any hostages to fortune. A leadership debate offers the left a chance to unstitich all of that work.

So for the right of the party to undermine Gordon Brown is in effect for the right of the party to turn on itself, which would benefit those who would more cleverly profess loyalty while hoping to benefit from suh splits.

So Instead of trying to brief against Gordon Brown, the right of the party should be rallying round him, offering ideas, creating the space for radical new policies, and keeping the focus on how to win back wavering voters.

The challenge for New Labour moderates is to make the political centre ground an appealing place for the party to be. Attackign the party leader sotto voce will just alienate significant parts of party, while the electorate see us as ever more divided.

So sure, we’re unpopular, but attacking the leader won’t turn that around.  What might, is offering a plan of action.

This is where Gordon’s team must deliver.

Again, let’s be honest. Simply saying “the global economic situation is tough, voters should trust us to turn it around” just isn’t good enough. It’s like a taxi driver telling his customer that despite the fact he drove into the serpentine while swerving from a worse crash, his expertise as a driver is the reason she should stay in the cab rather thn swim for shore.

So lets be honest with the electorate. We didn’t anticipate the credit crunch would get so bad. It’s worse for us and for everyone else than we thought. In order to get out of it we’re going to  have to do some pretty radical stuff. It’ll work, but it’ll be tough (and possibly expensive). What we won’t do is increase the burden on families and businesses.

It’s here, in this agenda for delivering on the side of the people of the country, by making their life easier that the focus of the party has to be. Without that, we’re lost, who-ever is leader. Then those on the left who perfer a different strategy would get to have a go.

So now is the time for moderates to show that New Labour was always about more than Tony and Gordon, and for the leadership to show why it was about more than personalities.

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  • “the progressive agenda is strongly represented in the Brown government.”

    If my decoding is any good, you mean ‘Blairite’ (non -social/permanently pro-’more market’). Progressive never used to mean that…

    In my view, the motive of those working for a coup is to do what you subtly allude to as a longer term goal. The implementation of market fundamentalism. Think about it.

    Where we used to let McDonalds and the Christian fundamentalists at Reg Vardy run schools, now we’re shifting left towards organisations who actually have an interest in furthering education, such as universities.

    We’ve re-introduced grants. Now we have the unacceptable situation where poor kids can afford to take good uni places that could have gone to Paul Dacre’s army of suburban clones.

    NHS cleaning will be taken back in house, meaning that less money is going to be spent on profiting from sickness.

    We’re giving rights and stuff to mere agency workers!

    I make these points in a humorous tone, but I think that there is an underlying tone; Milburn and the Gladstonians back in their bunker won’t like this stuff. Compass folks however, though far from satisfied, see these policy changes as gains worth defending.

    As for a loyalist left, the left will, as ever, maintain loyalty to party values above party leadership. I hope.

    The irony is that this formulation is what blairites have inexplicably and, if I may say, rather hypocritically discovered over the last couple of years…

  • underlying truth, even.

  • Sniffle sniffle …that was beautiful ! Well yes I see that in the short term thats a good idea but its putting off a fight that has to come and this will not go unnoticed or unmentioned. The true narrative is this . The was a deal with the electorate and it was that if your voted Blair you did not get Brown. Its no good saying oo look times are tricky, they have been far worse. The Labour Party have drifted far out to the left of the country and Brown is seen as the ring leader , this is pretty much fair as well. The feeling is that Labour cannot be trusted and in large parts of this country that they come from another planet anyway
    I think you entirely overestimate Policy , Policy is now discounted as misrepresented and probably political gesture ( See border control and much more ). There is only one way which is for the Labour Party to take on board the utter disinterest of the majority in socialism in any guise ( as well as most of the baby boomer “progressive” assumptions. )

    In terms of everyday impact what about a Labour person on Question Time who has something to say about wealth creation. What about not boasting about how much money has been spent ( Every time I hear this I cringe …can they not see the implication for ordinary people ?). What about getting off people`s backs and why not ditch all that irritating gesture stuff…votes for sixteen year olds ? Do you want to be a laughing stock , have you met any recently ? Speed cameras , ruining the pub , harassing the decent and rewarding the ,lazy. Essays that would have been amusing contrarian pieces for a sixth form lefty are mainstream politics for Labour and much of it is bizarre for a serious Party. It was not always this way , Labour used to inhabit the mainstream of thought . It has grown like a weed because an especially self obsessed clique have been able to ignore many of their supporters because they were paid for . The Labour Party become an effete court

    Furthermore you had better be quick . The disenchantment between the country and the Conservatives was largely one of style . It was never envisaged that the mighty New Labour would implode so quickly and many of those problems are not solved , time is solving them . In the future you will not be able point at the right and say …well look they`re are just old buffers you will be dealing with people who think they are smarter cooler and understand the cultural struggles Conservatives once ignored . In the end this may be the most corrosive problem . It was for us

    I do not think there is any death for Labour it will voyage endlessly but it may be that we are arguing about a 30%state interference and not the 45% we have now .Hope so

  • If my decoding is any good, you mean ‘Blairite’ (non -social/permanently pro-’more market’). Progressive never used to mean that…

    PS I have noticed that progressive now means progressing away from Labour . Interesting

  • Well I’ve read your long article and as usual you tend to omit various truths:
    1.Voters hate despise and distrust Gordon Brown. The polls prove it.
    2. Gordon Brown is now established as a habitual liar who has zero credibility.
    10p tax, car tax and non election prove it.
    3. He’s a Scot. The English are fed up being ruled by Scots .

    4. He has various character defects which trickle into the press reinforcing 1 2 and 3.

    Keep him as Leader and you can promise voters what you like. They will neither listen or believe.

    You are going to lose the next GE: you have a choice:
    a bad loss but keep a few younger MPs
    or a really bad result : wipeout lose 200+ seats.

    The economy is getting worse : contrary to your denials in March on Policalbetting we’ll see recession late 2008/early 2009.

    Keep Brown and get wiped out for 15+ years: there will be no up and coming MPs for at least 5 years so no leadership candidates for 10.

    Ditch him, promise a GE after the new leader ahs feet under the table: lose badly but save a rump of the party for the future.

    I expect Brown to be kept : which as a Conservative I welcome..but as a voter Governments with huge majorities are a bad thing.. (see Mrs Thatcher, Blair).

    I have every confidence that the Labour Party will follow form and either make the wrong decision or manage to botch it up.. thus continuing a trail of incompetence..

    On second thoghts, I agree with you, keep brown. Cameron needs him. Makes his job easy.

  • I agree. We should not change yet. If we change now it makes us look like weak minded cowardly wimps, who throw every leader out when they struggle. Do we want to be like a soccer side who fire their boss every 6 months?
    If we changed now the SNP will claim for decades they toppled the PM. The tories would claim we were weak a dissloyal and call for an election.
    OK if in 6 -8 months time we are still low down in the surveys then think about a change. But not now it is only a year since we changed the leader.
    I say stay cool.:

  • Miller- we originally called ourselve “crypto-fascist market fundamentalist traitors to our class”, but apparently it didn’t focus group well, so we went for progressive as a back -up.

    On the serious point, I agree with you that the government has and is doing a lot of progressive things that the party can and should be proud of. M argument is simply that these achievements are possible because over the last decade we have _also_ looked after the interests of a broad swathe of society, ot wealthy or privileged to be sre, but who had previously felt labour was inimical to their interests. If we are to succeed in future we must offer improvements to them too.

    In a way, what I’m saying is that the likes of newmania, while their solutions are not progressie ones do represent the priorities of people whose support Labour needs (I’m no kidding myself that we’ve got much chance with him though!)

    madasafish. sorry for not agreeing with your world view. I’ll try harder next time. What was that you thought about the nice MR Brown again?

  • Miller- we originally called ourselve “crypto-fascist market fundamentalist traitors to our class”, but apparently it didn’t focus group well, so we went for progressive as a back -up.

    I hate to say it but …LOL

  • PS I voted for Blair in 97

  • OK controversial theory I am putting forward maybe the reason there did not seem to be a scottish nationalistic support for the PM in Glasgow is because glasgow east is an irish catholoic seat rather than a scottish seat.
    A scottish proddie is as alien to irish catholics as an englishman is. The PM is not from a sectarian part of the country so he may not realise his scottish appeal is worth zit in a place like glasgow east, which is laregly of irish catholic.Maybe he should bring in an irish catholic to shore up the irish catholic support.

  • That comment about Glasgow East being “Irish Catholic” is nonsense. The east end of Glasgow is a lot of very varied and diverse communities, and the people in it are the same Glaswegians as can be found all over the city. Shuggy puts it better than I can – http://modies.blogspot.com/2008/07/labour-and-catholic-vote.html .

    We lost the constituency because more people voted SNP than for us. The people who shifted vote wanted to give Labour a kicking. They wanted to give us a kicking because they perceived the former MP as a lazy and probably corrupt chancer who sat in Parliament on behalf of a party that over sixty years and more had left large parts of the constituency as a sink where nobody with any choice in the matter wants to live.

    Also the SNP had done some work, and Labour hadn’t, before the election. Labour took voters for granted, thinking they had nowhere else to go. Labour was wrong about that. It has been trading on memories of Maxton, and Wheatley, and Shinwell, but all it has now is Douglas Alexander and David Cairns. Who?

    People like the lost voters of Glasgow East will come back and support Labour if Labour stops talking about how it’s going to listen, and convinces them that it has transformed the lives of poor people and will do even more in the future. Labour needs to begin that transformation before it can ask for votes in the future.

    Is Gordon capable of this? You tell me.

  • Kishanda You are talking rubbish Glasgow East is largely Irish cathloic we all know this. It is not a controversial statement to make. You look at a celtic game and see them waving irish flags they are not as passionately scottish as most regions of scotland. I have no issue with this that is their right. Same for the proddies in glasgow they are more british, than scottish. The peace in Ireland does not alter that. The Irish glaswegians are not as likely to see themselves as briths as most people in the rest of country due to historical factors., while it is the exact reverse for the rangers fans. I do not see why this is a controversial issue to point out.:

  • It’s not controversial, DES, it’s just wrong!


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